Having traveled through some countries
and states around the globe i must admit!
I have never met prouder people than Texans!!!
Sep 12, 2013
Aug 28, 2013
Aug 20, 2013
Aug 19, 2013
The School Bag
Well played Mummy!
Let the kids deal with the rest
on their first day in school...
Aug 13, 2013
The Three Pedals
Somebody has to remind people over here
how it is like not driving a go cart every day.
"Yeah, but automatic is convenient!
I can drink my coffee,
text my grandma,
talk with my insurance buddy,
check my 401k..."
Shut up dumbass!!!
Exactly.
You don't drive and don't pay attention.
Because of you everyone else gets a heart atack around you.
Period!!!
btw you pussy I can do the same shit with my manual car
only if I wanted to. With STYLE!!!
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Jul 30, 2013
The Jimmy John's
Driving through a 30 mph Zone
while a car passed me with at least 20 mph faster.
It wasn't a cop!
It wasn't an ambulance!
It wasn't a fire truck!
It was a Jimmy John's car delivering sandwiches really fast.
Thought to myself:
"Buddy, this is the first time a commercial is not only funny,
but also true!!!"
So here are some of their radio commercial.
Enjoy ma friends...
Jul 29, 2013
Jul 24, 2013
The 4th of July
That the US is number 1 in
marketing and brand positioning is certain.
But selling beer like this one the 4th of July
makes it a hell of a lot easier...
The Natural Doll
Bryan Adams once said:
"The only thing that looks good on you is you!"
Probably that's what "Nothing but water"
didn't want to achieve by this promotion.
But obviously this eyecather worked,
because the shop was extraordinary packed.
The Dog Park
Unbeleavable!!!!
When they where building this I was thinking.
Just put two goals at the sides
and the kids will have fun with a great 5x5 football field
(oh sorry you call it soccer over here).
But noooooooo......
Pets are more important.
Nobody uses it which makes the whole thing more quiet.
Would never happen in the rest of the wold,
where football is the most common sport ( expect of India: cricket).
The Texas Pride
You don't have to be a local
to be proud of who you are.
Of course never forget where you came from
but always remember who made you.
For those who can't admit
that they need glasses a little help.
" I wasn't born in Texas, but I got here as soon as I could!"
Good guy
The Clinton
Since everything seems
like the next american president will be a female,
I thought let's just honor her good old husband.
Great guy!
Jun 26, 2013
The Floating Booze
Some people may say it's magic.
Others may say it's a dream.
I say whatever. Looks cool.
You don't always have to know the truth.
Most times it hurts.
Check the whole post to see how it moves over to the sea.
I almost lost it...
Jun 16, 2013
The Moving
Why waste time putting all in boxes?
Why rent moving trucks and companies?
Just move your whole house.
Can you beleave going to bed in one place and
just getting up somewhere else? It is possible!!!
May 27, 2013
May 26, 2013
The Party Busses
Walking on the beach of Galveston
while watching these party busses.
Looks like fun with all these mexicans with their instruments.
The FCB Car
Barcelona is everywhere!!!
Looks like a normal car from the far.
BUt don't come closer.
You will experience the dorky back of the car.
:)
The USS Texas
Went to San Jacinto Monument
and visit the USS Texas.
The first big warship.
Pretty amazing how the technology
changes in such short time.
May 14, 2013
The Sports Sunday
A perfect sports sunday has to be a combination of
arena visits and great online news.
see a video and the summary of the day in the whole post...
The Frisbee Golf
Most of you know it like me from playing it on the Wii.
But who would have known ( at least I didn't)
that this really exists.
Walking through Bayou Park I got to see every 18 wholes.
A pity that I didn't have a frisbee with me.
Would have made the walk much more fun and competitive.
The Gas Problem
You wonder why?
Because we can.
If you've been a student you will probably have seen that
in these years of turning every cent or just wanting to see
how low you can go..
So sometimes you just have to remember
the good old times and show some balls.
Arrived like this at the gas station. Hihihi
May 11, 2013
The Paradoxon
Look out for your health!
Get more exercise!
Communicate with people!
All these suggestions confront you in every day life.
But instead of making it easier to someone,
the industrie makes it only more difficult to
hang on an follow up.
Instead you have to pay ridiculous amounts
to get healthy food and everything you need
is brought in to your hand through a phone,
so you don't have to move at all.
BTW Have you ever had coupons
for anything healthy in your mail???
Bc I always find Fast(bad) food coupons!!!
May 9, 2013
The Trailer Grill
If there is something Texans are proud of and famous for
it's their insane Barbecues!!!
But if these Texans are also Greeks and it is
greek easter you will most likely be
witness of the following scene!!!
4 Grills and an integrated open fire
to cook all on one trailer is something that
left me speechless for a long time that day.
And I always thought the Germans are Kings in organizing.
Congrats and happy orthodox easter!!!
Christos Anesti...
May 8, 2013
The OSFP Car Plate
Walked out of the greek church after orthodox easter
last saturday and look what crossed my way.
For the few non greek football fans (yes it is called football
because you actually play it with your feet and don't just
kick the ball at the beginning of the game and after every goal)
this will probably only mean "goodbye", which is not so
funny and I don't really care about them.
But back to the main population!!!
Indeed the driver of this car is a Olympiakos Piraeus fan my friends!!!
And this license plate obviously is dedicated to one of the biggest fans
of the club and for years defending our pride against the world in TV...
So instantly the following video crossed my mind
and I just wanted to wait and meet the driver to tell him
that the memory of the great past years was the best easter present
I could get that moment!!!
BEST OF Άντε Γειά - Τάκις Τσουκαλάς
The Sticker
Here is a nice example,
that no matter where you are in this world,
all construction workers are the similar :)
May 2, 2013
The retired WAL MART customer
Found this letter of a retired husband on the web
and thought it is post worthy, as most of the male population
have had similar thoughts and just didn't have the
time or the guts to stick to the plan.
Enjoy!!!
The greek dressing
If Greece is famous for something besides their
astonishing beaches, 300 days of sunshine and the good life,
than you surely refer to their food.
Overseas the most known products are
the Olive Oil and the great Yoghurt (FAGE).
After getting the whole country fat
with their Bad food chains and the big size portions,
(yes made the test, gained, got over it, back to normal again)
now chains try to step up on the healthy train.
This makes me thinking,
that if you where a cook, the last thing you
could understand is why a country is in a crisis,
when the whole world uses their products
to get better!!!
Still makes me proud that my country has
at least one product that leads the world market.
Oh yes about the ingredients of this product:
Olive Oil blend
Red wine vinegar
Salt spices
Just to clear any color questions out there...
The strange addiction
I usually don't write about american TV,
but this show is beyond anything I have ever seen.
Disgusting, boring and worth posting, since I
shut it down quicker than Usain Bolt can run.
What else will they invent to bring people nobody cares
about on the screen and give them their 15 min. of fame.
P.S. If you assume that every person on this planet get's
at least 15 min. of fame in his lifetime,
it is a big FAIL, to throw them away like this.
it is a big FAIL, to throw them away like this.
Underneath are some of the best FAILS.
For pics or vids just visit the website.
I don't even wanna have them here.
Apr 27, 2013
The Skatepark
Really awesome skatepark
in the heart of Houston.
The bowls are incredable.
The street course is
unfortunately ok.
Apr 20, 2013
The Weather
Mates told me:
"If you don't like the weather
over here, wait a moment!"
Who would've known they
ment it literally with that moment...
Apr 18, 2013
Apr 17, 2013
Apr 15, 2013
The blue trees
Driving towards Bayou Park
when it hit me. Blue trees in
the middle of Houston.
Astonishing!!!
The Club or the Sports bar
Getting used to the fact, that the only music you are
gonna hear in an american club is R&B and Hip Hop
is one thing, but having a whole sports bar integrated is a
completely different thing.
Even in the restroom you don't have to miss a second
of the NBA games and at the bar while ordering drinks
you can see 4 different sports.
But this wasn't so bad after all, since the Formula 1
just began having 13 hours difference to China
Apr 12, 2013
The Houston Zoo
Most of the time you spent looking for the animals in the cages.
And if you have found them you hope they do something funny
while you are watching.
Being part of their pic of the day!!!
Although most of the animals where chilling in the sun
after having some bad days I managed to pic up some
real funny snapshots like this monkey looking at this kid
holding his left hand to the glas so i doesn't mirror.
Jonathan the King of Houston chilling his ass off
The Restroom confusion
I'm sure people from other places will be a bit confused.
These are so low you are not sure if you have to stand or sit.
I took the courage and stood.
Luckily no one said anything.
People from Turkey would maybe wash their feet in them.
The Science Museum
The new dinosaur area for over 80 mio. $
in the science museum of Houston
was really worth visiting.
Enjoy a compilation of shots I was able to collect.
The history of the human skull.
Which one do you like?
Apr 8, 2013
The Moon Conspiracy
I would like to refer to my friend Barney Stinson,
who once said he is a member of the SNASA.
The Secret National Aeronautics and Space Administration
is a company which maybe went to the moon.
There are rumors, that no man has ever went to the moon.
People try to find solutions for and against this fact.
This post is against the moon trip.
While walking through the NASA headquarters every crew
had her own Logo.
You will notice in the following pictures that all the Logos
have integrated the names of the shipped crews.
Isn't it strange that the only Logo without names it the Apollo 11
which supposedly went to the moon?
Tell me why if you know...
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