Mam,
I really like the fan idea. Even though I think it is a bit big.
But I would like to know if this is the reason you have short hair!
If your hair get any longer I recommend the following item.
May 12, 2014
The Happy Mothers Day.
Happy Mums day.
Buy her flowers, a cake or a card
Give her a kiss, a hug, or a call is ok.
But pimpin her car is just a bit too much!!!
Mericas way of saying thank you!
Even though I would bet this is a Mexican idea.
Let's just overdo it.
Got better or worse things you saw?
Post them....
I challenge you
May 6, 2014
The Most Bizarre US Laws
Enjoy! There are some really funny ones.
Although nothing should shock you over here.
If you have time to read the comments
you will find some additionals.
Apr 24, 2014
The Toilet Perusal
No this is what I call a decent toilet collection.
2 Books and a Pad and the time flies.
Though decision though! R u going
Old school or Tech?
Though decision though! R u going
Old school or Tech?
What would you do?
Apr 18, 2014
Apr 17, 2014
The World's Toughest Job
This is one of the most interesting and
well thought commercials I have seen in the past.
Really good, really catchy and right to the point!
Lean back and enjoy.
Apr 15, 2014
The 49 Options To Get Fat
1 cup 49 options!
The free refill on almost every fast food restaurant
are even more than your food options.
The good thing about it though is that
you have unlimited mixing options.
FYI: the smallest button on the drinking machine is for water.
Apr 10, 2014
The Fraud Mail
A Story on it's own.
I keep getting these into my spam folder for at least 15 years now as everyone of you out there obviously.
About ten years ago, being a bored and curious student I wanted to know how this scam works.
So I replied to to one of these billion dollar opportunities.
I got a response...
Apr 9, 2014
The Carpet Transport
Just another evidence that idiots don't choose
race, country, hair color or other prejudices.
They are EVERYWHERE!!!
Look at this fool. He will probably tell you:
"Didn't I make it safe back?"
Yes douche, you did! but if you didn't you would
only be an additional number on the scoreboard of
road deaths. Think about that...
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| Douchebag of the day |
Apr 8, 2014
The Bike Rack
Even though the public transportation
is probably more existent in Timbuktu
than in Houston,
this is a great idea keeping Bikes off the Bus
and letting passengers enjoy their ride...
FYI the lady in the background
is just a classic example for last generations Fast food Merica.
Apr 1, 2014
Messi to FC Bayern
BILD dropped the BOMB again! "Messi signs at FC Bayern Munich"
The "Highlight" of the century was announced earlier today according to the german newspaper BILD. Lionel Messi will wear the bavarian jersey for the following 4 years. Transfer record sum for FC Barcelona!
Just a few hours prior to the Champions League quarter finals first leg of both teams FC Bayern Munich and FC Barcelona the german newspaper BILD fires up the the global football transfer market. In an exclusive publication they report that both teams shook hands and agreed to the transfer of the player to Pep Guardiola's team this summer.
The numbers standing in the room regarding this transfer are outrageous and remind the galactic times of Real Madrid when spending enormous amounts to stay on the top of the world. We are speaking about numbers no one can deny. Not even the big FC Barcelona.
Take a deep breath and follow. FC Barcelona having signed their argentinian player a few months ago till 2018, will cash in a check of 160.000.000 Euro to see their all time favorite player leave the club. This is by far the biggest transfer sum after Cristiano Ronaldo's transfer from Manchester United to Real Madrid a few years ago for 97.000.000 Euro.
As far as the player itself, Lionel Messi signed a four year contract with an annual salary of 25.000.000 Euro! Through this contract he becomes once again the highest paid player in the world. This exact amount of 100.000.000 Euro was also what Lionel Messi was asking Barcelona to pay him to stay in the catalanian city.
Messi joined the list of players deciding to play for the german team just so he can be coached by the most successful manager of this century Pepe Guardiola. At this point we would like to remind last weeks words of Maradona stating that "Bayern would be unbeatable with Messi". And of course he had made this statement to BILD. Very likely the germans already new about the agreement and just wanted to confirming a 100% truth of this amazing fact.
Or even more likely they just waited for the right moment to drop the bomb and shake the whole planet. Besides this would not be the first time. Prior to last years Champions League final between FC Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund they brought hell down to earth for the fans of Borussia Dortmund by reporting Mario Goetze's transfer from one team to the other.
That being said the spotlight will as well fall to Lionel Messi's statement after his game against Atletico Madrid tonight as to the fans of the catalanian team and how they are going to react to loosing their beloved child.
Read here the complete article in the german BILD.
Mar 21, 2014
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Feb 24, 2014
The Real Greek Yoghurt
Taking green and calling it red and
hoping people don't know what green looks like
and will get fooled only works with
ignorant, uneducated people
and for sure only for a short period of time.
That being said a real greek yoghurt
isn't only imported from Greece.
It also has a greek name
and for those you don't know how to spell it
they even help you out by showing the correct pronounciation.
So Fa-yeh for ever!!!
The Big Pizza
Let's get a family size they said.
It will be fun they said.
28 inches = 70 centimeter for 6 people
is more of a hustle than a joyride.
The Trash Can
Please don't ever step out of your car!
Don't move!!! You might loose a pound!
On the flip side at least you don't have to ame.
Next step is a robotic hand you will pass your trash to...
Don't move!!! You might loose a pound!
On the flip side at least you don't have to ame.
Next step is a robotic hand you will pass your trash to...
The Tool Cabinet
Yes this is a Tool Cabinet for 2000 bucks.
Integrated sound system, stainless steel
and it better keep my beverage cool for this price.
Too much? For sure.
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