The blue tongue

Did I maybe have sexual intercourse

with a Smurf?

Or was it just this lollypop

I took from the counter of my bank.

I leave it in your imagination :)

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The strange vernissage

Right when I was ready to leave the place

I walked through this awkward thing

they called vernissage!!!

Just saw the end, 

so don't ask me what the deal was.

But the guy who lost 

( is the small guy with the big ass model

who was really pissed about loosing)

didn't even feel like walking over the catwalk

after that :) I can feel him! Like the song says.

Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers...

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The Trash Show

What my eyes saw this weekend 

was unbelievable.

People with a helmet in the Mall, 

Gangs walking around, girls wearing things 

that can't be actually called clothes... and much more 

I don't even remember.

So just enjoy the Show...

Strange but not on purpose that I couldn't find 

not even one white person in there. 

I was completely outnumbered.

Never mind. It's just this weekend.

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The Pimp cars

Although I was told that is allowed

I still can't believe it...

In Europe such thing would never be allowed.

Reminded me somehow of Mad Max...

Whatever part of it you like.
I didn't even have to travel far. 
I just walked one block and saw 
immediately two of 'em!!!

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The Kevin Durant

Even though if I would have met him in person

I would rather ask him if he knows who 

Lukas Podolski is,

since the place was packed and the crowd got crazy

I thought to myself:

"Shit!!! He must be a big deal here over the ocean."

So here I present you Mr. Kevin Durant...

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The Don Magic Juan

Never the less... a good old Pimp 

can't miss the show.

So he was standing there all afternoon

posing!

Isn't that what a bad ass Pimp 

is suposed to do?

Bishop Don Magic Juan, 

self-proclaimed King of the Pimps. 

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The VIP's

That's the good thing about the NBA Weekend.

Everybody is here.

Except of trash you also got the great ones in the house.

Thanks to my friend sending me these pics 

of a last nights party.

Beyonce and Jay-z?

Oh yes mates!

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