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The Harlem Shake

Since it is such a big thing around the web

i thought of posting the most popular 

together with a how to video

so you don't feel uninformed 

the next time you see a flash mob around you

jumping up and down like idiots...

they've got a purpose!!! and that's no purpose!!!

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The Oscar holders

Unfortunately so true...

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The Finger Trampoline

Haha so funny

I can't stop cracking

myself up about it...

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The Oscar after party

Imported stuff is still the best stuff...

Here is a small compilation of german's 

multimillionaire topmodel Heidi Klum

and some other people trying 

to get in front of the lens by

just standing beside her at the 

Elton John AIDS Foundation afterparty

of the Oscars.

p.s. i really don't wanna know which 

psychologic problems her kids will have.

Being rich is already a hard thing finding 

friends who like you for who you are.

But having such a mother 

isn't helping the situation at all.

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The hot dog

Bc crazy people

are all over the world.

Funny thing is just

why they always

Cross my way.

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Google search.

Sick world.

We had other problems when we where young!!!

Really that's what the most people search?

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The pregnancy test

No comments needed from my side.

It's your turn...

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The weatherman prank

No comments needed from my side.

It's your turn...

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The Trail Riders

You will think Houston is a metropolitan city

with over 6 million people...

but once a year almost everything stops!

When the Rodeo comes into town.

So the next days it will be no surprise

to just see a trail ride coming by...

Yes indeed. Horses, Riders and trails.

How funny y'all!!!

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The kids are going crazy

Since the Rodeo is starting in a few days,

the next days the cook off 

will gather the people together

Today I saw some awesome kiddies

dressed up hehe 

He looks like he is wiring tablecloth

of a greek taverna :)

The Wonderwoman!!!

Unfortunately only from the back...

Here you see the whole team.

The leader was standing up,

so nobody can miss him.

Just kidding, she just saw a fire truck

cruising by! Big experience for the kid...

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PS4 Presentation

Unfortunately the new Playstation 4 (not ORBIT!!!) wasn't presented

@ the big announced LIVE CONFERENCE in NEW YORK.

We still have to wait for the E3 in June to really see how it will look like

and till christmas to actually purchase it. A price wasn't told.

Picture:AP/dpa

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The birthday

How true dudes?

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The blue tongue

Did I maybe have sexual intercourse

with a Smurf?

Or was it just this lollypop

I took from the counter of my bank.

I leave it in your imagination :)

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The strange vernissage

Right when I was ready to leave the place

I walked through this awkward thing

they called vernissage!!!

Just saw the end, 

so don't ask me what the deal was.

But the guy who lost 

( is the small guy with the big ass model

who was really pissed about loosing)

didn't even feel like walking over the catwalk

after that :) I can feel him! Like the song says.

Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers...

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The Trash Show

What my eyes saw this weekend 

was unbelievable.

People with a helmet in the Mall, 

Gangs walking around, girls wearing things 

that can't be actually called clothes... and much more 

I don't even remember.

So just enjoy the Show...

Strange but not on purpose that I couldn't find 

not even one white person in there. 

I was completely outnumbered.

Never mind. It's just this weekend.

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The Pimp cars

Although I was told that is allowed

I still can't believe it...

In Europe such thing would never be allowed.

Reminded me somehow of Mad Max...

Whatever part of it you like.
I didn't even have to travel far. 
I just walked one block and saw 
immediately two of 'em!!!

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The Kevin Durant

Even though if I would have met him in person

I would rather ask him if he knows who 

Lukas Podolski is,

since the place was packed and the crowd got crazy

I thought to myself:

"Shit!!! He must be a big deal here over the ocean."

So here I present you Mr. Kevin Durant...

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The Don Magic Juan

Never the less... a good old Pimp 

can't miss the show.

So he was standing there all afternoon

posing!

Isn't that what a bad ass Pimp 

is suposed to do?

Bishop Don Magic Juan, 

self-proclaimed King of the Pimps. 

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The VIP's

That's the good thing about the NBA Weekend.

Everybody is here.

Except of trash you also got the great ones in the house.

Thanks to my friend sending me these pics 

of a last nights party.

Beyonce and Jay-z?

Oh yes mates!

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The NBA Allstar Weekend

Houston is hosting this weekend the NBA Allstar Game,

so you will probably see al lot more the next days.

For the moment I took a walk through the mall.

It was packed!!! 

Nike has gone all out with their 2013 NBA All-Star build-out. 

On display now at the Houston Galleria Mall 
is the ‘Ball Beyond Limits’ experience, 

featuring chromed out versions 
of this year’s All-Star special releases,

customizable Nike Elite Socks up for grabs, 

crazy Raygun gear, and more.  

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The mirrored Galleria view

Walking through a place 

watching people can be fun sometimes.

But looking to the sky and seeing everybody 

several times in different glass ceilings is just art!

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The corona family

Found big daddy and his kiddy 

chilling in the grocery store the past days.

Hilarious...

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The Valentine's day

Happy Valentine's day!

Remember love and hate stands 

very close to each other my friends.

Enjoy or hate the day.

Whatever

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The squirrel

Do you see him?

I named him "Chilli"

He's got the best place at San Felipe!

Update:

Gave everybody a week to play.

For those with bad eyes here is the solution :)

Isn't he cute?

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The Tax Return

Heard this commercial on the Radio.

Found it funny so after customizing,

Here it is!  

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The Striptease

Just when you think it's gonna be a boring day

you find on your way back home a peace of paper.

Curiosity is your best friend in these moments.

So pick it and and look at this. Good job.

A 'How to ..." strip. Isn't that funny as hell?

I unfortunately had to work on it a bit 

because you could see anything if i'd make a pic of it. 

and if your think who looses this crap?

I think I found her in her younger years!

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Social Media in the 80's and 90's

Let's take a small trip back to the last century.

For our young fellows: "You can't imagine how lucky you are bastards!!!"

For the older mates: "Remember the bad old times? I just say dial up!!!"

The following videos show how much it would suck 

having the present social media with the past technology.

No way someone could enjoy them.

If Google were invented in the '80s... 

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The credit card

Con's: Everybody can see every little thing you've purchased. 

Someone once said: "Security destroys freedom"

Pro's: You can accidently put your beloved wife's 

cute dalmatian card in the washing mashine.

Match: Deuce!!!!

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The windscreen wiper

Suppose in his life it's never raining.

Good job mate!!!

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The fuddruckers

After many years of testing i found the one and only!!!!

This burger chain lets you make your own burger!

You order the things to be grilled

and at the topping bar you can put whatever 

you like on your burger!

Great taste and fresh fast food.

F....ing awesome 

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The car parking

Right in front of our residence

in the middle of the city!!!

So now i know why you need

the private parking spot inside

the residence...

Poor guy.

Must have freaked out when he got out

probably just visiting a girl over night!!!

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The Superbowl XLVII

Congrats to the RAVENS

Hell of a game 

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THE 10 DECADES OF THE CAREFACTOR

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